“If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em!”
― John Waters
(he famously rescinded this comment later - and said fuck 'em anyway)
Renting a curated stack of books is the ultimate hack for making your apartment feel sophisticated, intellectual, and effortlessly cool—without the pressure of actually reading them. Whether it's vintage hardcovers, art tomes, or philosophy classics, a well-placed pile adds instant character and depth to any space. It’s style meets substance (or at least the illusion of it), perfect for impressing guests, sparking conversation, or just vibing like the brooding genius you were meant to be.
Rent a Stack of Books!
If it turns out the Tinder date went well, and you want to keep up the rouse, you can rent to own the books you impressed your guest with - and maybe even actually read them!